(F.A.Q. created for an imaginary product.)
Q: What is Spider-B-Gone?
Spider-B-Gone is the most effective tool to eliminate insects, arachnids, and other many-legged pests in your home, business, cottage, vehicle... if you're bugged by bugs, Spider-B-Gone is there to help!
Q: How does it work?
When squeezed, the device emits a special sonar frequency designed to quickly overwhelm the insects' nervous systems. They die quickly, painlessly, and most importantly without any mess for you to clean up. The insects and arachnids will just curl up as they die - no more bug guts splattered on the wall or on the bottom of your favourite pair of shoes!
Q: How large of an area does it cover?
Spider-B-Gone works most effectively up to a range of 25'. (That covers the distance of an average-sized living room.)
Q: What about humans? Doesn't it affect them?
Not at all! Spider-B-Gone was designed and extensively tested by a large group of electrochemical engineers to be the best and safest product available to consumers. The size of the sonar waves emitted are not even large enough to harm small mammals - like mice - and the pitch is only perceptible to insects and arachnids. Spider-B-Gone also has special built-in features designed to inform it when the device is being pointed directly at a human (or other mammal, like the family pet.) Unless it is being pointed at an arachnid or insect, it won't release any sonar waves.
Q: Are there any adverse effects to using Spider-B-Gone?
Absolutely not! Unlike all those pesky sprays and poisons, there are no harmful chemicals to breathe in or ingest. Spider-B-Gone is more efficient, more accurate, and you'll see results instantly.
Q: How fast do the sonar waves travel?
At the speed of sound, of course! No spider can outrun that, though many have tried.
Q: Who can use it?
Spider-B-Gone is recommended for ages 12 to adult, though younger children and adolescents can use it with parental supervision as there are no harmful effects. (It should be made clear that the device is not a toy.)
Q: How was the product developed?
Over a three year period, electrochemical engineers spent countless hours in the laboratory drawing initial blueprints and determining the sonar frequency that was "just right" for killing insects and arachnids while not affecting anything else in the home environment. Prototypes were designed and tested on a wide variety of household pests, and after being FDA approved, Spider-B-Gone was made available to the general public.
Q: How long has it been on the market?
Spider-B-Gone was released in January of this year, and has already received nationwide attention. Our product specialists have appeared at trade shows, product demonstrations, and even on national television!
Q: Where can Spider-B-Gone be purchased?
All models in the Spider-B-Gone insect elimination family can be purchased at major department stores, including Zellers, Sears, The Bay, K-Mart, and Target.
Monday, September 24, 2007
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